Sir Sunderland: How you feeling?
Me: A little woozy and dizzy
Sir Sunderland: Oh man, Lauren, I am so sorry.
Me: Yea, damn you medicine!
Sir Sunderland: Well, have you eaten?
Me: Yes, yes I have
Sir Sunderland: What, exactly?
Me: Popcorn and a Twix bar
Sir Sunderland: Lauren! No wonder why you don't feel well! Those aren't meals, those are snacks
Me: What? Popcorn has always been a lunch! I guess I did only eat 1/4 of the bag as opposed to the whole bag I typically eat........