Then Gwyneth came and three weeks in, I've come to realize that this whole maternity leave isn't a vacation. My days are filled with non-stop feedings, pumpings and trying to squeak in a nap. It's not glamorous and can drive a girl insane.
I don't want to become that weird woman who is all passionate and slightly crazy about breastfeeding. I think it's great and all, but shoot. It's always kind of creeped me out, especially when you meet a woman feeding a 2 year old. Eeek. You know who I'm talking about.