At $4-$5 a pop, I'm not going to just suck it up and run around with saggy drawers. I want my money back! Here's the plan, I am going to exchange them for the ones that fit. I feel like I've done this before, but don't remember ever being told no. At the same time, I am totally fearful that they have something that detects if you tried them on or not, you know like the mythical chemical in chlorine pools that will turn red if you pee in it? What if the cashier says, "EW! You tried these on? NO! I WILL NOT RETURN THESE USED UNDERWEAR! WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS? GOODWILL?"
And what the hell is up with this "cheeky" bullcrap going on at Victoria's Secret? Sir Sunderland once brought home a pair of these "cheeky" underwear that some sales woman
This is what drove me to buying a Costco pack of Grandma undies awhile back. They might not be the most elegant thing, but god damn they fit and were comfortable. Except now I feel like a Grandma and don't find them appropriate for a 25 year old woman. Hence this entire debacle. They better take them back or I am taking this up with the Consumerist, and becoming an advocate of the opposition of the tyranny of underwear sales!
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